1. people telling me not to bend over
2. people telling me not to pick up the babies too much while i'm pregnant
3. people telling me to make sure to bundle my kids up
4. people telling me they know someone who got pregnant as soon as they adopted
5. my landlords
7. constantly being hungry
10. packing in the winter
when your life gets spun in a certain direction, and you end up pregnant with two babies, you don't have the option of, say, not bending over, or not picking up your baby who just woke up from their nap. and then when your landlords essentially force you out because they don't like the sound of your kid crying, and you have to pack your house while you're pregnant and caring for two babies, you get a little grumpy. especially when it's the end of march and 39 degrees outside.